A story

Ken · Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:00 pm

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just

HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'

The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent!'

We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a

chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of

your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips

and you will have to satisfy her every need.

You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary

is $200,000 a year.'

The guy, wide-eyed, said, 'You're lying!!!'

The social worker said, 'Yeah, well . . . you started it
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Smiley · Rookie Joined: 28 Oct 2007 Posts: 13

dats a good one

Brian Griffith · Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:40 am

Now that's funny
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