Billy Bob

Ken · Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:58 am

> *Life in the REAL country:*
>
> ***
> Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther,
> 'Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna
> do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where
> to go.
> 'Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii**. **I went to** **Hawaii** and
> Earlene got pregnant.** **
> 'Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas , and Earlene got
> pregnant again.
> 'Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant
> again.' **
> **
> Luther asks Billy Bob, 'So, what you gonna do this year that's different?'
>
> Billy Bob says, 'This year I'm taking Earlene with me
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